"a prudent girl never shows all the aces up her sleeve, nor all the sharp things in her boot...."
Sunday, February 24, 2008
another sort of weapon
i gotta have surgery in less than 3 weeks. that doesn't give me much time, and screws up all my spring plans. i have a ton of stuff to do beforehand....like spring cleaning the farmhouse, moving the last of the wood into the house, and making any changes to the rondyvan that involve lifting or straining.
i am calm enough about this now. but the last few days i've been evaluating what i do on a given day, to determine if i can do it after "major abdominal surgery". i don't think the surgery is really that major, but i think the doc is telling me that because i don't want to stay overnight in the hospital, and he figures i'll sign out AMA if he doesn't frighten me.
he's trying to frighten the wrong cowgirl.
scary was last year after throat surgery, when they sent me home a couple hours after surgery with a neck and throat too swollen to swallow my spit, let alone stay hydrated on a 100 degree day. i had the same surgery that some of my patients in icu had, except they had emergency tracheostomy trays at their bedsides. i love the health care system.
anyhow, i have determined that most of the things i do involve lifting, or other things that increase intra-abdominal pressure. chopping and carrying wood is out. so is hiking alone in the woods. no swords or longbows. gad, it's gonna be a long 6-8 weeks.
so, i made a list of stuff to get done. first on the list was camping :-) i got to fool around with my longbow some. i've never shot it in temps this cold. felt funny, like the draw was heavier, but i got some decent shots out of it. i definitely need a new string.
i posted a couple pics of my bow..... a sinew-backed hickory longbow. it's 59 1/2" long, with a draw length of 28" and a supposed draw weight of 38#. last year at rendezvous i attended some of the archery seminars, and was told the weight is alot heavier than 38#, which means it's likely legal for hunting, should i ever need to use it for that. when i got impatient waiting for the guy to ship me the bow, i called him, and he said "it takes alot of time to chew that much sinew"!!!! i knew i was getting a traditional bow, but this guy went all the way. i really love it.
so anyhow, i decided to stay home tonight and clean. get the chores out of the way as soon as possible, then i can play in what time is left. that, and plan my post-op exit strategy......
For some reason I have this mental picture of them wheeling you in to surgery and finding a small knife strapped to your thigh.
ReplyDeleteOh, Kate. I just saw this, I'm sorry. I think I'll be there in three weeks? I can take care of you? The internet doesn't work so good where I am, so phone is better...
ReplyDeleteha, johnny, i have pondered that a few times....but some crrok would probably steal it when i was under anesthesia....
ReplyDeletetara, sweety. i am wild to get out of the hospital that day because i don't know what to do with mutt....i won't board him. i'd cancel surgery first. if you were gonna be in the area, maybe you and bro could man the fort.....but don't push it, we'll let what happens, happen. but i love you for offering...
Bro and I can definitely hang with Mutt. Give me a date, I'll be there (barring mechanical disaster).
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