You don't even want to know what Bocephus thinks about your sock pig! Mike says Sock Pig is not kosher... unworthy, and an imposter. I say..... ummmm, did you take sock pig home with you? In that case WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SOCK PIG!
There is no room in this world for sock pigs.....Monkeys are the only valid sock animal...This has been a public service announcement provided by a very credible source who at this moment feels it would be wise to remain anonymous :)
no sock pork? bocephus, is that you? now be a good monkey, and go back up on the shelf. or i'll wake up numees and tell her you sneaking computer time again....
oh, and mar? bernie? you tell cornelia that it is your fault she is experiencing culture shock.....she has lived a sheltered monkey life, and needs to know the truth about the world.wait'll she hears about sock dogs, sock horses, sock octopi, and even SOCKSQUATCHES!
and no, numees, sock pig stayed where he was. i spent all my money on fiber....
You don't even want to know what Bocephus thinks about your sock pig! Mike says Sock Pig is not kosher... unworthy, and an imposter. I say..... ummmm, did you take sock pig home with you? In that case WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SOCK PIG!
ReplyDeleteThis is terrible. Cornelia is demanding and explanation and I don't even know what to tell her!
ReplyDeleteThere is no room in this world for sock pigs.....Monkeys are the only valid sock animal...This has been a public service announcement provided by a very credible source who at this moment feels it would be wise to remain anonymous :)
ReplyDeleteNO SOCK PORK!!!!
no sock pork? bocephus, is that you? now be a good monkey, and go back up on the shelf. or i'll wake up numees and tell her you sneaking computer time again....
ReplyDeleteoh, and mar? bernie? you tell cornelia that it is your fault she is experiencing culture shock.....she has lived a sheltered monkey life, and needs to know the truth about the world.wait'll she hears about sock dogs, sock horses, sock octopi, and even SOCKSQUATCHES!
ReplyDeleteand no, numees, sock pig stayed where he was. i spent all my money on fiber....
Fiber? No $hit?
ReplyDeleteha! no, wool and yarn and such....
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